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Woodbutcher Jun 22, 2009 1:22 pm

How to tell the....
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

Bachflock Jun 22, 2009 2:16 pm

Re: How to tell the....
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: GOOD ONE!

tom.c Jun 22, 2009 9:06 pm

Re: How to tell the....
lmao, good one. a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Justapickin Jun 26, 2009 6:38 am

Re: How to tell the....

jabster Jul 8, 2009 10:48 am

Re: How to tell the....
almost as good as the little boys

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