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Frank Feb 1, 2015 3:31 am

Joke forum

I just updated the joke forums, so now your jokes are now visible.
Seems I haven't done this since June, or July 2014.

You have my apology.
And with hat in hand, I'm waiting for my 40 lashes with a wet noodle.

bbrue Feb 28, 2015 6:43 pm

Re: Joke forum
a rich man pulled up to a street corner in a limousine there was too poor guys sitting along the curb eating blades of grass the rich man roll down the window said to them why do you eat grass from alongside the road the man replied we don't have any money we are starving we need nourishment the man said come get in my car I will feed you the men say well we have wives and kids well let's get them they can come and eat tooso they travel to the rich man's house the men say why would a rich man like you help poor people like us the man says my lawn mower broke a week ago my grass is a foot tall

bbrue Feb 28, 2015 6:46 pm

Re: Joke forum
a past year was giving water baptisms in a local Creek he looked up and noticed a drunk old man stumbling on the bank he says come down hethen the drunk man stumbles down there the preacher told the man you need to find Jesus allow me to wash away your sins in the water the drunkard hethen says OKI would love to find Jesus so the preacher proceeded to baptize him in the water he asked the heathen have you found Jesus yet the man replies no I have not he dunks him into the water two or three more times each time asking thes the water out of his eyes and the last time the man comes up washes the water out of his eyes and says no I have not are you sure this is where he fell in

Doug T Feb 28, 2015 7:08 pm

Re: Joke forum
Two blonde morels walk into a building you'd think one of them would have seen it!

Frank Mar 1, 2015 1:39 am

Re: Joke forum
HA HA. you misunderstood me.
I was talking about the What a Joke forum

You can post your jokes in there.

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