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sanilacshroomer Oct 5, 2015 1:48 pm

Not a wise choice
 
Bob had forgotten his wife of 40 yrs birthday. She waited all day for happy birthday or a BD present & it never happened. She confronted Bob that evening asking why or how he could forget. She demanded that there be something in the driveway tomorrow morning when she wakes up that will go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds or he was in big trouble. Morning came and sure enough there was a large box in the driveway, she went out and opened the box and found a bathroom scale. Haven't seen BOB sense.

Frank Oct 11, 2015 4:14 am

Re: Not a wise choice
 
Good one Paul!

Sorry for the late submission. I didn't notice it.

Jochs Oct 11, 2015 4:05 pm

Re: Not a wise choice
 
:roflmao:
Hopefully if Bob's wife asked "Does this dress make me look fat." he said "No." and left it at that.
If he said "No, your flabby body makes you look fat."...that might not turn out well.:lol:


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