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Old Jun 22, 2009, 2:22 pm   #1
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How to tell the....

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.



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