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Old Aug 13, 2010, 3:09 am   #1
Name: Frank
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Midland Co.
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Back seat driving

A wife is scrambling eggs when her husband bursts into the kitchen.

"Careful," he cries. "Careful! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now!
We need more butter. They're going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up!
Are you crazy? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt Use the salt! The salt! "
The wife turns and asks, "What is wrong with you?"
Her husband calmly replies, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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