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Old Jul 24, 2011, 4:19 am   #1
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Broccoli

A lady walks up to the produce man in a grocery store and taps him on the shoulder.

He turns and and says "Yes? May I help you?"
She says, "I looked and looked but I can't seem to find the broccoli. Can you tell me where it is?"

I'm sorry, but we are out of broccoli until tomorrow morning."
"OK" She replied and walks off.

A few minutes later he feels another tap on his shoulder, turns and there is the same lady, "May I help you?" he asks.
"Yes you may." I can't seem to find any broccoli, could you please show me where it is?"
"Ma'am, I''m sorry but there isn't any broccoli until tomorrow morning. The produce truck will bring it then.
"OK. Thank you" and she walks off.

Ten minutes later she is tapping his shoulder again. "Sonny, do you have any broccoli? I can't seem to find it anywhere."

"Ma'am, can you spell cat?"
"what?"

Bear with me please. Can you spell 'cat' as in catastrophic?
"Yes, it's C A T"

"Very good!" Now can you spell 'dog' as in dogmatic?"
"Yes, It's D O G."

"Very good! Now can you spell 'Frigg' as in Broccoli"
"There ain't no Frigg in broccoli" she replied.






"THAT'S WHAT I've been trying to tell you!" he shouted!
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Old Jul 24, 2011, 7:44 am   #2
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Old Jul 24, 2011, 4:56 pm   #3
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good one frank
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Old Jul 24, 2011, 7:01 pm   #4
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:-) I gotta remeber that one!!LOL
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Old Jul 25, 2011, 1:25 am   #5
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I got that from a guest on Letterman Thursday night. It's a good one for sure.
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