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Old Aug 4, 2013, 5:44 am   #1
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Careful what you ask

A man and his wife were having breakfast one morning, and as some women are prone to do, she started asking him questions about what he would if she died.

Of course her first question is: "If I were to die would you re-marry?"

After some thought the husband replies"Yes, I suppose so" To which she asks "would sell the house?". He answers with "This is a nice house and at my age I don't want to go back into debt for that long so, no I wouldn't sell".

"Well how about my car? Would you just let her drive it?" She asks. "Well, why not? It's still a good car" he replies.

After a few moments she asks "What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them?".......

"Of course not Honey,She's left handed!"

Be careful of what you ask. LOL


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