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Old Dec 11, 2013, 6:08 am   #1
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A few short ones

Stress Reliever

Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries and
troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well son, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife,
'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly,
'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

A wife asked her husband:
'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
'I like your sense of humor!'

Husbands are husbands
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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied
'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized, and went on with what she was doing.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'!!!
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I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few,
and noticed two very large women by the bar. They
both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are
you two ladies from Ireland ?"

One of them chirped, saying, "It's WALES , you
bloomin' idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry.
Are you two whales from Ireland ?"

That's pretty much the last thing I remember...


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