The Turtle and the Snails

**Frank** · Oct 13, 2015, 2:05 am

A turtle is going for a walk in Central Park when he is mugged by a gang of snails, Someone hears his screams and calls the police who show up on the scene, One of the cops asks him if he can identify his attackers,

The turtle say's "I don't know. It all happened so fast!"

Jochs · Oct 14, 2015, 11:36 pm

Be careful, you could get "slugged" for telling such a bad joke!

**Frank** · Oct 17, 2015, 12:54 am

Good one Jochs.

Oct 13, 2015, 2:05 am	#1
Frank Host Name: Frank Central, Michigan USA Midland Co. Join Date: Feb 7, 2003 Posts: 8,245	The Turtle and the Snails A turtle is going for a walk in Central Park when he is mugged by a gang of snails, Someone hears his screams and calls the police who show up on the scene, One of the cops asks him if he can identify his attackers, The turtle say's "I don't know. It all happened so fast!" __________________ Frank Some of the best people are found right here. - You! Who owned the Michigan Morel Plates before I did? Click Here

Oct 14, 2015, 11:36 pm	#2
Jochs Full Member Name: Jeff Southern, Michigan USA Benton Harbor Join Date: Feb 26, 2010 Posts: 1,718	Re: The Turtle and the Snails Be careful, you could get "slugged" for telling such a bad joke! __________________ Jeff O.

Oct 17, 2015, 12:54 am	#3
Frank Host Name: Frank Central, Michigan USA Midland Co. Join Date: Feb 7, 2003 Posts: 8,245	Re: The Turtle and the Snails Good one Jochs. __________________ Frank Some of the best people are found right here. - You! Who owned the Michigan Morel Plates before I did? Click Here

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