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Old Sep 9, 2008, 7:53 pm   #1
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People were in their pews talking at church.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort
to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had
exited the church except for one elderly gentleman
who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly
oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was
in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't
you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't."

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?"

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man,
in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound
horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?"


More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well,
why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister
for 48 years."
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Old Sep 9, 2008, 9:16 pm   #2
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Re: Satan

Good one Mike.

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire,but it takes a whole box to start a campfire??

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Old Sep 10, 2008, 6:34 pm   #3
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LOL...good one Mike...
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