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Old Sep 10, 2008, 11:10 pm   #1
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in
Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs.
Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?'

She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' The Father
asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?' She replied,
'No, not yet, Father.' The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going
to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer
hoosband.' She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.' They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked,
'Well now, Mrs. Donovan , how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked,
'A nd tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?' She replied,
'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in
all!' The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving
hoosband doing?' She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer stinking candle.'
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Old Sep 11, 2008, 7:09 am   #2
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Very good one Leonard! lol
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