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Old Sep 10, 2008, 11:16 pm   #1
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Two Doctors

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with
The same complaint. Both have trouble walking and
Appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour,
Is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for
Surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks
For an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist,
Then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week
And finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet!

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire,but it takes a whole box to start a campfire??

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Old Sep 15, 2008, 9:58 am   #2
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Re: Two Doctors

So true Leonard! So true!!

I had a mushroom dream last night...and I could see just fine.

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Old Sep 15, 2008, 8:13 pm   #3
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Re: Two Doctors

right on Leonard !!
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