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Old Oct 2, 2008, 7:01 pm   #1
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401 - keg

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one
year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares
in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had
purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a
$214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the
average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that
Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that,
on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to
be an American!

Eat Dessert First, Life Is Short!
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Old Oct 2, 2008, 7:16 pm   #2
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Best peice of humor I read in awhile.... How true it is....
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Old Oct 3, 2008, 1:20 pm   #3
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Good one!!!
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