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Old Feb 2, 2010, 8:51 pm   #1
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Airline Announcement

After a Delta flight reached its cruising altitude,
the captain announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from New York to LA. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit
back, relax and . . ...

OH, MY GOD !!!"

Silence followed !

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking
to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my
lap. You should see the front of my pants !"

One pale faced passenger yelled back, "Right Jack, you should see the back of mine !

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire,but it takes a whole box to start a campfire??

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