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Old Nov 20, 2008, 7:25 pm   #1
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young guy from Ohio .... salesman

old but good>>>

A young guy from Ohio moves to Florida and goes to a big
'everything under one roof' department store

looking for a job.
The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Ohio.'

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.

'You start tomorrow.

I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How

many customers bought something from you today?'

The kid says, 'One.'

The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30
customers a day. How much was the sale for?'

The kid says '$101,237.65'

The boss says '$101, 237.65? What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold
him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook.
Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he
was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he
was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat

department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he
said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4

The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you
sold him a BOAT AND A TRUCK???!!!'

The kid said, 'No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his

wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go
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Old Nov 21, 2008, 4:27 am   #2
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Good one Mike.


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