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Old May 6, 2009, 11:40 am   #1
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Young buck wisdom

An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.
The 8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along.'
The 4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!'
The Button buck says, 'My two are all right, better than nothing I guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field. The three bucks had
never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big buck made a huge scrape, rubbed a tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground!
The three bucks looked on in amazement.
The 8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does...........Who really
needs 10 anyway?'
The 4 pointer says, 'You know............. come to think of it, I only really use
one or two of mine!'
The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in confusion. Suddenly
the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears up some
grass........ pees all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and
chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his buddies.
His friends immediately ask him, 'What the heck are you doing!?'
I'm just makin' sure that big boy knows I'm a buck!'
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Old May 8, 2009, 11:40 pm   #2
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Ha Ha good one Ed!


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Old May 9, 2009, 11:40 am   #3
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Have heard that with three bulls. That's a great one, though.
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Old Jul 8, 2009, 11:11 am   #4
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will take that to deer camp this year. good one ed.
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Old Jul 26, 2009, 8:47 pm   #5
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A very good joke , but do you know a button buck is a fawn -born in the current year. A yearling is a deer born the previous year. Don't want your buddies to razz you at deer camp.
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Old Jul 27, 2009, 10:51 am   #6
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Too funny
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Old Jul 29, 2009, 9:35 pm   #7
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