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Old Apr 20, 2009, 9:32 pm   #1
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Name: Maggie
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dog butt poem

The dogs once held a meeting,
They came from near and far.
Some came by boats and planes,
Others came by car.
Before each dog could register
His name upon the book.
He had to take his butt off
And hang it on a hook.
And as they sat there in a group,
Each mother's son and sire,
Some dirty little yellow cus
Jumped up and hollered, "Fire!"
And as they rushed out in a group,
They had no time to look,
And every dog at random
Grabbed a butt off a hook.
And that is why
to this very day
A dog will leave a juicy bone,
To smell another dog's butt
He hopes to find his own.

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Old Apr 22, 2009, 5:53 pm   #2
Name: Debbie
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That's cute Maggie! Thanks for posting it.

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