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Old Nov 29, 2008, 2:37 pm   #1
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3 pieces of string

Three pieces of String go into a bar after work.
The first piece goes up to the barman and asks for a pint.
"Sorry" says the barman, "We don't serve pieces of String".
The second piece of string goes up to the bar and also asks for a pint.
"Sorry, we don't serve pieces of string" is the answer again.
The third piece of String says to the other two "Tie me in a knot and fray my ends". He then goes up to the bar and asks for a pint.
"Are you a piece of String?" asks the barman.
"No" says the piece of string, "I'm a frayed knot".
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Old Nov 29, 2008, 9:07 pm   #2
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Oh, no.....I just had to laugh though.


Just when you think you aren't going to find any morels, something pushes you to climb that next hill. And once you get over that hill, guess what you find? That's right. NOTHING!
-Me explaining to my in-laws about morel hunting
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Old Nov 30, 2008, 12:13 pm   #3
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lol Rex.

Happy Morel Dreams!
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Old Nov 30, 2008, 2:35 pm   #4
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Rex,Rex,Rex, don't hang out with - - - .

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire,but it takes a whole box to start a campfire??

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Old Dec 1, 2008, 8:21 pm   #5
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Oooooo geeee!!!

Take time to feel the ground below your feet and stay connected to the Earth. Remember, If you eat the wrong mushroom, you'll be part of the earth, in lieu of connected to the earth. Ted
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