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Old Dec 20, 2008, 10:53 pm   #1
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Name: Leonard
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For all of us who are seniors, for all of you who know seniors, and for all of you who will BE seniors, it pays to be able to laugh about it when you are

speaking of senior moments :

"Where IS my SUNDAY paper?" The irate customer called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Ma'am," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday
paper is not delivered until tomorrow... on Sunday."

There was quite a long pause on the
other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition,
as she was heard to mutter,

"Well, ****, that's why no one was at church today."

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire,but it takes a whole box to start a campfire??

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Old Dec 22, 2008, 3:33 am   #2
Name: Frank
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Re: Seniors

You've arived Jack! You are now seriously senior. LOL


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