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Old Dec 30, 2008, 3:22 am   #1
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From The Southerners Dictionary.

Astute: Verb. "I can't eat them baked beans cause they make my astute".

Fate: Noun. What you got at the ends of your legs.

Boats: Noun. What ya put on your fate. "You seen my boats, my fate are cold"?

Grayettes: Noun. What ya order with your eggs for breakfast. (Yankee's calle'm GRITS and eat'em with sugar instead of the proper way with salt pepper and butter). "Honey, you wan some grayettes with tham aigs"?

Super: "I can't make up my mind if I want super salad"?

Hammer: "You want hammer turkey on your sandwich"?

Tuba: What they put glue, haircream and toothpaste in. "Hey you seen where I put that tuba glue"?

Bean: Noun. What Gawd and Humans are. "Gawd is the supreme bean and made all us human beans".

Lazer Bean: What that teacher at school uses to point to things on the wall with.

Payee: Verb. What ya do after drink'n 4 beers. "I'll be right back I gotta payee".

May: Personal pronoun. Ah Mha May. "Ah wanna give you mha opinion" "Them boats belong to may". 2. Month after April.

Pewl: (poo-well). Place ya go swim'n in. Cement pond.

Tews: (two's) What ya use to repair things with. "Hey, hand me them tews".

Wishhead: Verb. "I wishhead do one or the other".

Yungn: Noun. Them kids ya got around the house.
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Old Dec 30, 2008, 3:25 am   #2
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Hallmark cards...
just don't make cards to express our true sentiments. Such as this.

My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!
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Old Dec 30, 2008, 10:19 am   #3
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a good place to find a cat i think.
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a good place to find a cat i think.
and dogs that chew up rabbit fur hats.
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