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Mar 20, 2017, 1:50 pm
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Name: Dave
Southern, Michigan USA Buchanan Join Date: Mar 2, 2017
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Tresspassers and cows
Well Frank's cow theme seemed to be a hit, so I'll keep with it.
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” The funniest joke I ever heard involves cows too, but I won't be repeating that here. 
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Apr 9, 2018, 12:45 pm
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Name: Rob
Southern, Michigan USA Macomb Join Date: Apr 10, 2017
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Re: Tresspassers and cows
Q: How do you get a cow to keep quiet?
A: Press the moooo-te button. Q: Why don’t cows ever have money? A: Because farmers always milk them dry. Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lac-tose. |
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Apr 9, 2018, 10:16 pm
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Name: Jeff
Southern, Michigan USA Benton Harbor Join Date: Feb 26, 2010
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Re: Tresspassers and cows
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
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