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Old Mar 19, 2012, 11:08 pm   #1
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Talking MSU vs UofM

So this guy from East Lansing is a huge football fan and he drives down to Ann Arbor for the big game between the Spartans and the Wolverines. He takes his dog with him and arrives a little early so he goes into a bar to have a beer. He asked the bartender if he could leave his dog in the bar while he went to the game.

"No! Of course not, your not even supposed to have the dog in here!" exclaimed the bartender.

"Come on, this dog is not just an ordinary dog, he's a big football fan" explained the guy.

"I don't care how big a fan your dog is, you have to get him out of here"

The guy continued to plead his case "He's a special dog, he does tricks during the game"

"What kind of tricks?" asked the bartender, showing a little interest.

"Well when Michigan State scores, he'll run down the length of the bar on just his front feet. When Michigan scores, he'll run the length of the bar on his back feet. When Michigan State wins, he'll do a backflip"

"What does he do when Michigan wins?" asked the bartender.

"I don't know, HE'S ONLY FOUR YEARS OLD !!!!"
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Old Mar 22, 2012, 2:47 am   #2
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Good one Dan!


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Old Mar 22, 2012, 8:29 pm   #3
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Old Mar 23, 2012, 7:13 pm   #4
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This proud MSU alum loves it!! GO GREEN!!
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Old Mar 30, 2012, 10:15 pm   #5
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Yes it will be good to see MSU go back to its normal doormat status of the Big 10, they have had their once every 50 years of glory status, Go Blue!!!!!! mike

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Old Apr 2, 2012, 12:31 am   #6
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THat should cover the next 200 years accorinding to your hairbrained theory!!!
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