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Old Jul 17, 2013, 6:27 am   #1
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Girls Raised In Michigan!

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from the deep south.

He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house, and dishes washed and put away.


The second man married a woman from Ohio.


He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house, and dishes washed and put away.


The third man married a girl from the Michigan.

He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything,

the second day he didn't see anything,

but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down, he could see a little out of his left eye, his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich, and he could load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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