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Old Dec 11, 2014, 7:27 pm   #1
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The Three Bears.

Well, life isn't going well for the three bears. Mama Bear and Papa Bear are splitting up. Baby Bear has to decide which parent to live with, so the Bears' Divorce Lawyer asks Baby Bear if he wants to live with Papa Bear.
"No," Baby Bear Replies," Papa Bear beats me."
So the lawyer then asks,"Do you want to live with Mama Bear?" to which Baby Bear replies, "No, she beats me, too!"
The lawyer then asks, "Well, who do you want to live with then?
Baby Bear happily replies," The Chicago Bears, they don't beat anybody!"

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