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Old Oct 13, 2015, 3:05 am   #1
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The Turtle and the Snails

A turtle is going for a walk in Central Park when he is mugged by a gang of snails, Someone hears his screams and calls the police who show up on the scene, One of the cops asks him if he can identify his attackers,


The turtle say's "I don't know. It all happened so fast!"
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Old Oct 15, 2015, 12:36 am   #2
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Re: The Turtle and the Snails

Be careful, you could get "slugged" for telling such a bad joke!
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Old Oct 17, 2015, 1:54 am   #3
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Re: The Turtle and the Snails

Good one Jochs.
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