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Old Mar 20, 2017, 2:50 pm   #1
Crazy Dave
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Tresspassers and cows

Well Frank's cow theme seemed to be a hit, so I'll keep with it.

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

The funniest joke I ever heard involves cows too, but I won't be repeating that here.
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