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Old Feb 3, 2018, 1:09 pm   #1
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A Teenage Weasel Walks Into A Bar

A teenage weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel.
"Sir, you look extremely young," he says. "I can't even serve you a single beer."

The weasel replies "Oh c'mon. You can't just slide me one?"

"Can't and will not serve anyone underage." the bartender answers.

"Fine, what other things do you have?" the weasel asks.

"Well, for non-alcoholics, I have tap water and bottled water, I have coffee, and I have pop. Which would you like?"

"Pop," goes the weasel....

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:-) {{Groan}}


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Old Feb 10, 2018, 6:09 pm   #3
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Two blonde morels walk into a building
You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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