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Old Sep 10, 2008, 10:04 pm   #1
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Name: Leonard
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Shelby Twp.
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Grocery Store

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.

In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck andcackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell offresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire,but it takes a whole box to start a campfire??

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Old Sep 11, 2008, 6:10 am   #2
Name: Debbie
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Yeah makes ya worry about the updates! lol

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