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Old Sep 16, 2008, 12:27 pm   #1
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The Grandma Test

I (Glenda) was out walking with my 4-year-old Grand daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
'Why?' my Granddaughter asked..
'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied.

At this point, my Granddaughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Grandma, how do you know all this stuff? ? You are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly. 'All Grandmas know this stuff. ? It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".

'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.

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Old Sep 16, 2008, 6:59 pm   #2
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Re: The Grandma Test

oooooohhh I like it! rotflmao!
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