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Old Sep 29, 2008, 9:01 pm   #1
Deerslayer
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Old Sep 29, 2008, 10:21 pm   #2
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Good one Mike.
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