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Old Nov 26, 2008, 8:09 pm   #1
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THE MICHIGAN WIFE -

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from Michigan. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher

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Old Nov 26, 2008, 9:06 pm   #2
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from California and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from New York. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from Ann Arbor, Michigan. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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Re: The Michigan Wife

Was you at our wedding Leonard? LOL
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Old Nov 27, 2008, 1:21 am   #4
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Too funny Wendy. You and woodbutcher must have been reading the same joke site. He posted this just a little bit before you did.
Maybe he was faster typer?
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Old Nov 28, 2008, 9:19 pm   #5
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Not me Frank, just a 2 finger hunt and peck,but i can cut and paste real fast.lol
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