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Old Dec 6, 2008, 10:18 pm   #1
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Michigan State trooper

A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23
about 2 miles North of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the
trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a
Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne to do a show at
the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if the
driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything
to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked
if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got
5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, A car pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance,
then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take me to jail,
cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire,but it takes a whole box to start a campfire??


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Old Dec 7, 2008, 10:53 am   #2
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lol, good one Leonard!

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Old Dec 7, 2008, 3:08 pm   #3
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Re: Michigan State Trooper

HA!! Good one!


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