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Old Mar 12, 2009, 11:51 pm   #1
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'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60 year-old man. 'You always feel
like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'

"Ah, that's nothing," said the70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comesout!'

'Actually,' said the 80-year -old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'

'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the60-year old.

'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.

'So, do you have a problem with your bowelmovement?'

'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'

'I don't wake up until 7:00.'
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Old Mar 15, 2009, 9:56 pm   #2
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im like you older guys, i set the alarm before it hits the fan. hahaha.tom
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Old Mar 15, 2009, 10:19 pm   #3
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alarm clock????? wondered what that thing was sitting on my night stand. flashing.....12:00......12:00. ......12:00.......12:00
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Old Mar 16, 2009, 8:07 pm   #4
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Good one Leonard...
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Old Mar 16, 2009, 8:37 pm   #5
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hope to make the grade some day pete. not too far off i think.it could be worse. i have to have something to shoot for.
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Old Apr 1, 2009, 6:05 pm   #6
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It has been a little while since I laughed out loud by myself. That is good.
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