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Old Apr 20, 2009, 3:26 am   #1
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How to call Police -- When you're Old

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George, an elderly man, from Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into
my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them."

and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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Don't mess with old people

Right George?
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Old Apr 20, 2009, 8:44 am   #2
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LMAO.....Good one Frank....
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Old Apr 20, 2009, 8:52 am   #3
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Yankee ingenuity still thrives in the mind of our senior citizens! Good one Frank.

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Old Apr 20, 2009, 10:25 am   #4
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sounds like a great plan to me.or just go ahead and shoot em.save taxpayers money that way.
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Old Apr 20, 2009, 1:30 pm   #5
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Not if some of the Teeth are big ole GOLD nuggets.
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Old Apr 21, 2009, 1:25 am   #6
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nice. if our local police get a call of shots fired, they wait at least 20 min to make sure they don't get shot.
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Old Apr 21, 2009, 1:40 pm   #7
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hey leonard, have you been looking in my mouth? told the wife and kids when that day comes, dont be afraid to yank em out. spend the money on a party of good riddence.ill never know.i hope. haha tom
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Old Jul 8, 2009, 12:21 pm   #8
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I like toms ideal
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