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Old Jun 10, 2009, 11:41 pm   #1
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A true Red Wing ........

A True RED WINGS Hockey Fan

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat
right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is
empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.


"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a
seat like this for the final game of the Stanley Cup play-offs and not use
it?"

The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed
to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or a relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
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Old Jun 11, 2009, 1:04 am   #2
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Re: A true Red Wing ........

LOL!
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Old Jul 8, 2009, 12:27 pm   #3
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I heard that before but it was a mushroom hunter. different words.
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Old Jul 8, 2009, 11:24 pm   #4
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Re: A true Red Wing ........

I think I could relate to that!
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