Morel Humor Page Two

And saw that it was good.


 
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If I don't laugh,  or at least smile widely,  you won't be posted.
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"Hunter Speak" is like this...
To a hunting buddy:  "WOW! That's a big one!"  "Holy Cow! Look at all them yellow morels around that Big old dying Elm tree!"
To an inquiring stranger: "Howdy yerself!"  "Nope, ain't found nary-a-one today."  "Elm trees?"  "Sorry, don't know dey are."  "Black ash tree?"  "Nope. Don't know dem either. Eh?"
A mumble to yourself: "Darned flat-lander."  "Tho't he was going to stomp on all my 'shrooms before I could pick them all."
To a hunting buddy: "This HAS to be the Best Day of the Best Season EVER!"  "Have you ever seen so many?"  "Man! We hit the mother lode!"
To the 150th stranger
(inquiring of your luck:) 		 "Not many here now."  "The best time to pick 'em, is July in da nordt woods! Eh?"  Da Bears get them all this time of year, cause deys hungry from hibernatin'."  Bears all over here too!" "Seen 5 today, jes' by myself!   <Wicked Evil Grin>
A mumble to yourself: "I love to see them flat-landers camp in July with nothing but bugs, skunks and snakes for company! "Har, Har!"
To a mycologist: "HUH?"  "Say what?"  "Spore print?"  "How you do that?"  OHhh! ....... So that's what all that yellow crap is, that gets on all my screens?!"
(I thought it was a sign from the Morel God.)
    Come on now.....   When was the last time you seen a REAL morel hunter, take a "Spore Print?!
(Besides the accidental ones on our screens or dehydrators.)
   


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